Happy Lent. Suffering indeed.

I just found the chin-rest to my violin in a pile of sheets on my couch.

I just found my accordion duct taped back together, all the buttons jammed.

I'm very hungry, but I can't keep food in my home because it will be eaten, and not by me.

There is a 90lb dog that has been peeing in my house because nobody lets it out.

I think I'm going to throw up. I honestly may have a seizure.