When your shady friends from high school resurface, they will still be shady (if not shadier, and better at excusing it).
No matter how many times a girl asks for dating advice, she will never listen to it.
Girls will just about always respond sexually to negative attention.
You definitely know that person who says (after getting out of another long relationship), "I just want to be alone for awhile." They're lying. They're already dating someone else. They're afraid of being alone.
And, for the ladies...
If you're chasing after a boy who has been to Trinity Vineyard church at least 1 time, you need to give up. We need to accept the fact that there is a virtual buffet of attractive women at their disposal. Have we not learned this by now?